This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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