I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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