I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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