i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
