Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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