Already got asked if we're dating
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?