Kiss
Puke
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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