Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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