the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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