I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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