He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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