you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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