Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Who died my cat blue again?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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