He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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