when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Randomize
