I hate all girls vehemently.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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