Kiss
Puke
I need to stop coming to work sober
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Shame is for Republicans.
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