It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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