..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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