Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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