I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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