What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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