no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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