Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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