I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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