party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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