yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're making bets on your personal life
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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