is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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