I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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