Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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