we have officially lost it.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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