The brown eye won't let me do that either.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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