According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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