I don't think brook has ever known best
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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