idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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