i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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