when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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