You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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