All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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