I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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