my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She's not a foreskin expert like you
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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