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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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