She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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