Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
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this beer tastes like vomit already
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room