I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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