at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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