I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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