I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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