He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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