I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I will be naked everywhere
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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