His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
