Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just sent this text using only my big toe
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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