...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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